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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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