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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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