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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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