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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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