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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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