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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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