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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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