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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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