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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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