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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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