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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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