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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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