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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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