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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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