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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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