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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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