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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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