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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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