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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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