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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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