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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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