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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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