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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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