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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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