Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.