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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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