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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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