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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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