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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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