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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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