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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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