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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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