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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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