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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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