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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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