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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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