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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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