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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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