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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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