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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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