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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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