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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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