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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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