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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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