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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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