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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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