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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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