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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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