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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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