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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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