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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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