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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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