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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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